Episode Transcripts

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Season One


I, E.T.

Exodus from Genesis

Throne for a Loss

Back and Back and Back to the Future

Thank God it's Friday. Again.

PK Tech Girl

That Old Black Magic

DNA Mad Scientist

They've Got a Secret

Till the Blood Runs Clear

Rhapsody in Blue

The Flax

Jeremiah Crichton

Durka Returns

A Human Reaction

Through the Looking Glass

A Bug's Life


The Hidden Memory

Bone to be Wild

Family Ties

Season Two

Mind the Baby

Vitas Mortis

Taking the Stone

Crackers Don't Matter

The Way We Weren't

Picture if You Will

Home on the Remains

Dream a Little Dream

Out of Their Minds

Look at the Princess (1):A Kiss Is But a Kiss

Look at the Princess (2):I Do, I Think

Look at the Princess (3):The Maltese Crichton

My Three Crichtons

Beware of Dog

Won't Get Fooled Again

The Locket

The Ugly Truth

A Clockwork Nebari

Liars, Guns and Money (1): A Not So Simple Plan

Liars, Guns and Money (2): With Friends Like These...

Liars, Guns and Money (3): Plan B

Die Me, Dichotomy

Season Three

Season of Death

Suns and Lovers

Self Inflicted Wounds (1): Could'a, Would'a, Should'a

Self Inflicted Wounds(2): Wait for the Wheel

...Different Destinations

Eat Me

Thanks for Sharing

Green Eyed Monster

Losing Time




Scratch 'n Sniff

Infinite Possibilities (1): Daedalus Demands

Infinite Possibilities (2): Icarus Abides

Revenging Angel

The Choice


I-Yensch, You-Yensch

Into the Lion's Den (1): Lambs to the Slaughter

Into the Lion's Den (2): Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Dog with Two Bones

Season Four

Crichton Kicks

What Was Lost (1): Sacrifice

What Was Lost (2): Resurrection

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing


Natural Election

John Quixote

I Shrink Therefore I Am

A Prefect Murder

Coup by Clam

Unrealized Reality (1)

Kansas (2)

Terra Firma (3)

Twice Shy

Mental as Anything

Bringing Home the Beacon

A Constellation of Doubt


We're So Screwed (1): Fetal Attraction

We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi

We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

Bad Timing

Mini series

The Peacekeeper Wars

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